The-SJ-Warden

"Hmm. There's a deep longing in my life. I feel like something's missing in my heart that's unfulfilled. But what?", The Warden asked himself questioning his bummed out life. He noticed Starnabella brushing her hair and had an idea. "That's it! I'll cut hair as a side job!",  The Warden shouted excitedly. "I don't know, sir... cutting hair? Doesn't that seem a little complicated for you?", Jared questioned him. The Warden was pissed. "No, Jared, it doesn't!", he bluntly snapped. Within seconds, the Warden had become the Superjail barber and asked Starna if she would be his first client. Starna sat down in the chair and the Warden put the hai

Starna: Warden! I don't want a haircut! Warden: Oh, come on, my dear, sweet Wardress, you're overreacting Starna: No! Warden *Singing softly* Starna, don't be scared, Sit back in my chair, Let me cut your hair... Daintily, daintily Just a little snip Will be nice and quick Just a dainty snip Just a snip... Yes, a snip Once you're nice and clean, We'll know for sure That you will feel so nice and cozy